A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag. Player 2: Dude are you okay over there? Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing. Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along? Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
Endless piss is what it's called when one is expelling urine for a long duration which is accompanied by excessive drippage followed by even more pissing, causing one to have to stand for an extended period of time or sitting down when one's feet begin to hurt as a result.
Quentin: Yo nigga, what took you so long in there? Demarcus: Yo, I was stuck with endless piss, ya heard?
In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it. Can theoretically be made by: 1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out. 2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit! 2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.
Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo. Dave: You're not a drinker are you? Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
An alternative word for gaywad with the same meaning as the aforementioned word.
Dude I think whoever decided to close this street and tear it up like this are a bunch of jaywads!
The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.
My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
The act of shitting from the top of a tall building in hopes of it making a big mess on the sidewalk.
I was about to walk inside the bank to make a deposit when I suddenly saw a rooftop bomb hit the ground right in front of me! You should've seen it. There's shit everywhere!