Country Dictionary

Dragon Breath

Bad breath

"Hey Sara, *whisper whisper whisper*..." "Dude, you have dragon breath. Here, want some gum?"

Cakeup

Cake-makeup aka a thick layer of makeup

Inner Dialougue: - I wonder how Olympians' skin always seems to look good. -Maybe it's because exercise balances their hormones (?? ). -Well, they are probably wearing a thick layer of cakeup though.

Ripe pear

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight? Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

How about no

A response of disapproval given after someone suggests something that you absolutely don't want to do or don't agree with

Me: What do you want to do over break? Abbie: How about we go skydiving without parachutes? Me: How about no?

myspace

An ancient remnant of social media from the 2000's that died off by natural selection.

"Lol remember when there was myspace?" "Barely."