A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.
Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
Person A: was my joke funny
Person B: hahahahahahahahaha no