A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spectacularly lame.
"Wow Chris, your one-man-band performance was Chumptacular."
The man's answer to Kera's Milkshake.
"My beefshake brings all the girls to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you But you're a fucking chump"
Slang for breasts, particularly nice big ones.
"Eh, Derek, I was thinkin...Andy's got a nice set of yah-yahs on her..."
Ultimate, definitive.
"I am the Grand Funk Master of music..."
Spectacularly crappy
"You're home movies are craptacular Chris."
Slang/insult for fat girl.
"Get out of my freaking Doritos, Chunky BREWSTER..."
Mooch, steal.
"Hey, who the hell banditoed my hoagie?!?"