A fork of Rural Dictionary
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A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!
Slang for "nose picking", funny because it sounds like "science fiction".
PETER: So, Bobby, what caused your car accident? BOBBY: Well, don't tell anyone, but ... sinus friction.
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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
Two bisexual chicks, one laying on the bed, and the other laying on top of her, face to face, making out. This provides a convenient and pecker pleasing cunt stack for the man to alternately tap on at his penis tingling leisure.
Once I started to cum, I hugged the Olsen twins very tightly around the waist and popped back and forth from one twat to the other for about 6 cum blasts apiece. It was the best cunt stack I ever fucked!
Q-nips = long, dangly, mangly, nips that result from daily breast feeding for about three or more years. See below...
Q-nips illustration: QQ
French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.
MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP. BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler. MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them? BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon? MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes! BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante. MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!