Country Dictionary

(1) n Lesbian+Labia, a lesbian vagina. (2) n A dike (out lesbian) or group of dikes. ie labians

Check out the grey mullet on that labian. Do you think the cuffs match the collar?

The first poo of the morning, or after being constipated. Looks like hard little rabbit turns.

I sat on the toilet for a half an hour and all that came out was a brown pearl.

Variation of Yuppie...Dual-Income-No-Kids-Yuppie.

Look at those damn Dinkies in thier his and hers Mercedes.

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.

Plain and simply... Fuckin' Cunt!

Interchangable with Cunt, more offensive, yet less impactful.

An exclusive relationship with your porno collection.

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.

Sloppy vagina