Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fart face

The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.

Honey, you look funny when you're making your fart face.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 17, 2007

dog whistle comment

A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).

President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)

by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 05, 2006

bowlstainer

A crap so bad it is said to stain the toilet bowl. This can be due to the size of the crap, or, alternatively, because of the painful feeling incurred before or during said crap, probably caused by the food ingested to create the aforementioned crap.

Don't go in there yet. I just dropped a bowlstainer.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. May 10, 2007

skrunk

Very, very drunk. Derived from combining crunk and skunk. Means "Crunk as a skunk."

He is so skrunk, I thought he might diddle that ginch.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. February 28, 2006

sumbrella

An umbrella specifically designated for use to prevent sunlight from burning human skin. synonymous with 'parasol', and derived from the terms 'sun' and 'umbrella'.

Da sun is burning my fucking skin. Gimme dat sumbrella you sumbitch.

by Mike P. Grant, esq. September 05, 2006

courtesy wave

After signalling, being given room to change, and changing lanes, a driver should wave, indicating 'thanks' for the room given.

I cut him off and gave a courtesy wave; he gave me the courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 07, 2007

subbtle

Obvious, heavy-handed. The opposite of subtle. (The 'bb' is pronounced.)

The movie's syrupy score was so subbtle, you had no choice of how to watch it. It was a weepy melodrama. Period.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 17, 2007