A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.
My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus
When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.
My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.
A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.
My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty