Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tihomicidal

When you've passed the point of wordtanger/word and have moved onto a killing rage. This is usually brought on by being angry due to lack of sleep, and encountering one or several insufferable individuals. Since there seems to be no shortage of insufferable individuals, one can only assume a lot of people are tangry, if not tihomicidal.

I was wallowing in tanger when Joe asked me if my panties were in a bunch. I then commited tihomicide.

by Mikey G September 12, 2003

Titties

1.) The most beautiful things in the world. 2.) Slang term referring to the mammary glands of females (and sometimes males). 3.) The TRUE best stuff on earth 4.) An expression used by many to convey happiness, elation, and excitement.

1.) I love me some titties. 2.) See them titties? 3.) Man, those are some great titties. 4.) Titties!

by Mikey G September 12, 2003

backhole

1.) What one would call an individual with no ass in lieu of the word wordasshole/word. 2.) What a man whose back goes straight into the back of his knees would have instead of an asshole.

1.) That kid is such a backhole! 2.) Aaaah, shove it up your backhole!

by Mikey G September 16, 2003

cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

by Mikey G October 20, 2003

Boy Band

Usually a random formation of homosexual-looking young lads in groups of four or five. Generally organized by overweight older men to satisfy their pedophilic tendencies. Often are confused with talented people.

MTV introDOUCHED another Boy Band on that vile, demonic, 1984-ish TRL.

by Mikey G October 09, 2003

freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.

Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.

by Mikey G October 06, 2003

nerd level

An idea of someone's level of nerdiness, probably created by a NERD.

Nerds! The nerd level of this word is 10!!!

by Mikey G October 31, 2003