A fork of Rural Dictionary
Unlikely or impossible to be penised.
'Jerry was in prison for several years, but was never raped because he is so inphallicable.'
An exclamation of either anger, suprise, dismay, or joy.
What the fetch is going on here!
That fetching rules!
An action that is entirely random.
"Let's do some of that whatnottery!"
Any form of alcoholic beverage, including beer, wine coolers, and whiskey.
I drank so much boozeage, I ended up getting someone to penor me.
Lets go get some boozeage!