A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fleagle fuck is when a goofy ass guy cock blocks you because he is rich rich parents.
Little Timmy fleagle fucked me out of that hot chick. She just wanted to ride in his dads porsche and eat at a fancy restaurant.
Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
A mexi screamer is when beaner parents take their miserably ill behaved child out into public and ignore them while they run around and screech like maniacs ruining any peace you might have. Not to be confused with a mexi slut who also screams but without her parents.
We went to walk the dogs at the park and they were so many mexi screamers running around we had to leave. Mexiscreamers kill your days in public.
A Mexiscreamer is any number of unattended and ignored and/or screeching, yelling and howling Mexican children who shatter any and all peace you might find in public. Not to be confused with banging a loud Mexican slut.
We went to the beach and swarms of mexiscreamers were running around howling and we had to move our chairs. This happened last week at the mall too. Little Rigoberto was ignored by his parents and assaulted all of our senses.
A Butter Whore is a woman who eats extra healthy at home and when out with her boyfriend but when out alone pounds the butter and sugar.
Alexa made us quinoa and kale salad for dinner but that Butter Whore admitted she had three chocolate chip muffins with butter on the way to work