Country Dictionary

Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences. If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.

Fuck you, motherfucker! Eat my nuts.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school: Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one: Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy: Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.” See Mad Men series Finale. And shudder.

lemon pepper wet wings — A delicious food you can eat in Atlanta if you don’t care about your blood sugar, cholesterol, or longevity. A recipe: 1) Dry the wings in a refrigerator over night for extra crispiness when fried. 2) Prepare the spice: Lemon zest from six lemons Orange zest from two oranges The pressed garlic from one whole clove of garlic Three grated onions: one purple; one white, and one yellow. Dry the wet ingredients in a cast iron skillet and finished them in an oven on a low temperature on parchment paper before grinding them with the dried spices. Cumin seeds Coriander seeds (equal to the amount of cumin seeds you use) cardamom seeds Mustard seeds Whole peppercorn mix hand ground with a small amount of sea salt Grind ingredients together in a spice mill clarified butter Warm the clarified butter mixed with some olive oil. When it is heated, add the spice mix and allow the fragrances to come up. Here some people also add rock candy sugar, or jaggery and Indian ingredient until caramelized to sweeten the spice mixture. Add the fried wings to this mixture hot from the fryer and toss them until the wings are evenly coated. Be careful because if you eat these too often you will definitely get “the arthur, the pressure, AND the sugar”.

Maaaaaaaaaaan Buffalo Wings ain’t SHIT! My standard for wings is Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings.

algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary. This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well. There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind. What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems. But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.

If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else. “A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband: “A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.” Wife: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!! The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like: *** Once a cheater always a cheater. *** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife. *** Peter Pan will never grow up. *** People do not change. *** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you. *** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you. Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”. Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.

1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”? 2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”? 3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”? 4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!! If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD. So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!! And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads. If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie. You got to get them to: …Let it go, let it go Can't stand this movie anymore Let it go, let it go Turn is off or I’ll slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Turn that movie off and the ballgame on Tears don’t bother me anyway LET IT GO!!!!!!!! Now I feel better!!!!

…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!