Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Vaders helmet

The top of a penis

John whipped out his Vaders helmet

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Pamela hand and her five friends

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.

'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

beaver canyon

A womans genitals

John went white water rafting down Janes beaver canyon.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

toe cheese

The smelly crud that gathers around your toes.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

cowboy

A unskilled person who pretends to be a professional trades person.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

port to port

A male who doesnt care who or where he puts his penis so long as he gets off.

Sailors are dirty beggers they put around port to port.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

VAT free

A guy who shoots blanks

You wont get pregnant baby, I'm VAT free!

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003