A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.
John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’. Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’ Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny. The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.
I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.
A play on the cunt. Australians pronounce it cant. The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.
Absolutely shitfaced last night. I was out with the cunts from work and lashed down about 20 Ozziecants.
Vindaloo flaps is a derogatory term used to describe a woman of Indian/Sri Lankan descents vagina.
John - you out with thatIndian bird last night, chief? Saket - yep John - you get to taste the vindaloo flaps? Saket - you know it, buddy. Went down a treat.