Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

futz

A euphemism for fuck.

Futz you!

by Miss Agreeable May 23, 2004

Pot Noodle

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.

by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004

kick the stuffing out of (someone)

Vrb phrs. To beat up severely.

The next time I see Tom, I'm going to kick the fucking stuffing out of him!

by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004

cast a kitten

(idiom) to have a fit. Used in both humorous and serious situations. Also, "have kittens".

Stop tickling me or I'll cast a kitten!

by Miss Agreeable May 23, 2004

marmite motorway

n. The anus. The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004

The Cat's Whiskers

adj. used to describe something that is 'great'. Variations include the cat's pajamas, the cat's meow & the bee's knees.

Emma is the Cat's Whiskers!

by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004

have kittens

(idiom) to have a fit. Used in both humorous and serious situations. Also, cast a kitten.

Stop tickling me or I'll have kittens!

by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004