A fork of Rural Dictionary
An attorney more noted for getting publicity than for legal abilities.
He: I see that fame-whore who claims to be an actor's mistress has an attorney to handle the press.
She: Yeah, she's retained a sluttorney instead of a lawyer.
bandalism, n., destruction of a hotel room or arena by a rock band and/or its audience.
The fans at the concert engaged in serious bandalism by tearing out the seats at the stadium.
To drive with the blinker still flashing after changing lanes or making a turn.
Also: fogey flasher, fogey flashing
He: Is that guy going to turn?
She: No. He's been fogey flashing for six blocks.
The Financial District of San Francisco, California. Also known as Wall Street West.
My office is in the FiDi near Market Street.
carmageddon, n., a major crash involving lots of cars strewn along the highway.
The pile-up on the interstate looked like carmageddon.
Using a photo-enhancing sofware program to create a new hairstyle or enhance an existing style.
Can be a noun or a verb.
Him: Wow! That model's got big hair!
Her: It's just a photoweave.