Country Dictionary

An unattractive man who tries to look and act sophisticated.

Bubba is so muttrosexual in that tux.

to annoy someone by poking them with a sharp object like a pen, pencil, or fingernail.

Please stop acupestering me with your pen.

No Fucking Chance.

Joe: Do think that you'll get a raise this year?
Jane: NFC, no fucking chance.

adj. cunty and ugly.

Her new hairdo makes her look so cungly.

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

eating while making disgusting grunting, snuffling, snarling noises; usually accompanied by food stains on clothing, mouth, table.

He: What's that noise?
She: It's Bob. He's ogre-eating a pizza.

Slowing sipping your drink when you're really thirsty.

She: I thought that Bill was really thirsty but he's only sipping his beer.
He: Yeah. He's thursing it.