Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Declezville

A village in California and a suburb of Riverside. A blighted wasteland of junkyards and trucking facilities believed by many to be a portal to hell, and in grave danger of being swallowed up by Fontucky.

"Declezville, CA, 92337"

by Monty Park June 22, 2009

Bald Brothers

Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.

"They're my bald brothers. We don't have meetings or anything, but we'll nod or something."

by Monty Park June 11, 2009

North Lake

A collection of neighborhoods northeast of downtown Pasadena, California. This area has long been home to the Pasadena redneck bloc, consisting mainly of Cajuns, Cubans, Italians, and Beck; though there are a good deal of Oreos, Salvadorans. The area is also a hotbed of rude boy culture.

If you want some idea of what North Lake is like, just listen to the song "Loser."

Rich people from Oak Knoll have been afraid to drive through this area since the early '70s.

"I have to go to this party in North Lake."
"Do you have a gun?"

by Monty Park June 22, 2009

Deep Southwest

New Mexico, Arizona, and Southern California - an area typically more conservative than the rest of the southwestern region (with the obvious exception of Utah), and, paradoxically, with closer ties to Mexico.

"Even though burritos were invented in San Francisco, it is not considered to be part of the deep southwest."

by Monty Park June 25, 2009

Palinization

The temporary use of government as a tool for personal mafia-style tactics.

The Moreaux mayorship has helped to start the Palinization of Perth-Amboy politics.

by Monty Park July 04, 2009

Gipture

The second coming of Ronald Reagan.

If I interpret my Republican prophesies correctly, we will see the second coming of Reagan! The Gipture!

by Monty Park July 04, 2009