Country Dictionary

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

gettin crazy n fun! n jus lookin liek u havin a gud time

i got crunk in da club

slang for the stretch marks that form on the anus when one receives penetration excessively

you could see the spokes on her from taking it in the rear entrance

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME! Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here. Woman: Ya its cool.

(That's Japanese for pink)

A Bento Box should not be pinku or have pictures of cartoon characters on it

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds 2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

A dispicable act using a hanger.

I gave that bitch an asshock when she fell asleep I cant have a baby.