Country Dictionary

Ream, cream, and then watch dream

The very best way to watch 1 speed runner vs 5 hunters

“Just ream, cream, and then watch dream, bro!”

Hayden

The man is a bruh. He is muscular and has a good build but can’t throw a ball for shit. You are lucky is you see him not wearing khakis.

Hayden is a terrible athlete

dry haverforth

Getting your dick aggressively beaten with sand paper.

“Shut up, dude before I give you a dry haverforth you’ll never recover from”