A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.
Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.
When someone moons your Ring camera.
Heather ringmooned Geof's Ring camera. What a pleasant surprise.
What a woman calls her butt when she only let's one man perform anal sex on her.
Heather only let's Geof fuck her monogabutt.
Similar to soy, wives named Jennifer make your dick smaller.
Once Geof met Heather and his dick returned to full size he realized that jenniferequalssoy.
Leaving a little later than the ass crack of dawn
Heather is leaving at the tramp stamp of dawn to get to the cottage because she stayed at Geof's the night before which is 90 minutes closer to the cottage than the rest of her party who will leave at the ass crack of dawn.
The downstairs lady parts of a female Oompa Loompa.
Geof is glad Heather does not have an oompagina even though she is short like an Oompa Loompa.
After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"