A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum. Triggered by: -People being loud late at night -Having sex on a pool table -Eating their food when drunk -Anything you do if your named Moga -Bringing them dishes to clean -Chop through their door with an axe (even worse if they are having sex) -Cats tipping over trash cans Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound -Party balls thrown down stairways -"FUCKING CAT" screamed -Racial slurs -Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!) -Orange towels thrown -Door slammings and stomping
Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food? Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though. Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out! (door slams, stomping) and ("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!") Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'
The term used to describe one who has an unusually small penis when non erected. Once the arousal begins the member grows nearly 8-9 times its original size and unimaginable gerth. Sometimes its refered to as "The weapon of vag destruction"
Guy 1: I got a pretty good sized johnson i would say. Guy 2: Mine starts out small, but then goes BAHWOUGE! (minics the growth with hand jestures) Guy 1: Damn..
When you think a creepy situation cant get any creepier, a small african gentleman with a large afro takes it into uncharted stages of creepy. Commonly refered to as (king of creep)
Guy 1: Hey that chick is so hot over there! Guy 2: Uh.. is there a small african guy rubbing her leg? Guy 1: I think your right, thats Moga creepy!
An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.
Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what? Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.