A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be both ugly enough to make someone puke, and smelly enough to smell of poo. The worst possible combination for a person to be.
That guy who just walked through the door, absolute Pook, I think I'm going to throw up and maybe charge him triple.
A kid that is always nearly dying or hurting himself when intoxicated.
Did you hear that kid fell out a window and nearly was brown bread? Proper Stoodley.