Country Dictionary

the study of the art of Wumbo

Alright class today we will begin our chapter on Wumbology Wumbology the study of Wumbo it’s first grade

When a girl farts on a guys dick

Did you just quake on me babe? So i was having sex with my girl last night and she totally quaked Why do I kinda want a girl to quake on me?

The name for a race of meat hungry aliens from the planet Neptune

Hey have you ever heard of the Arkillos? Neptune is home to the Arkillos alien race

A term used for any person who publicly takes a poop outdoors

Ok wait is that guy actually pulling a Bazaar? Alright if you need me i will be outside of Walmart being a Bazaar

A person who lies about being either gay or lesbian in hopes to see the oposite gender nude.

That guy in class is a real shnat Yah he’s a compete shnat no doubt about it

The study of the ever so famous boners and how they work

Ya know i have always wanted to study Bonerology Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?

Alien slang for having sex

Hey babe wanna Zeef back on Venus? We can go to Mars and get our Zeef on