A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.
"What are you gonna do today?" "I got nothing left but bad choices." "How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?" "I got nothing left but bad choices." "I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing." "Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."
Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.
Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?" Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked." Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?" Girl 2: "Hell yeah." Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach." Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?" Mom: "I'm down!"
A gathering of milfs who are in great shape
"So what was the PTA meeting like?" "Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."
A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today." "I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows." "Let's go out tonight." "Really?" "You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
What total slack jawed losers say instead of yes or yeah. Usually uttered by placing the tongue on the back of their bottom teeth while pushing their lower mandible forward like some throwback hairy fucking ape.
"Dude did you just shit your pants?" "Yeeh"
When your cum comes out her nostrils
I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum
A girl who's a cut above. A girl that is better at everything. A girl that makes everyone better.
"That girl was so nice to me!" "Yeah. She's extra best." "That girl's outfit is outstanding." "Yeah. She's extra best." "I was talking with that girl and I feel so much better about my self." "Yeah. She's extra best."