Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

eye batter

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep

fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter

by Mr ouija April 11, 2007

twat twine

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket

"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"

by Mr ouija April 11, 2007