Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Anal Hymen

A man's underwear that's punctured during forceful anal penetration; aka, "the last line of defense".

If it wasn't for my trusty Jockys, he would've taken me to a world of hurt. My mom always made sure I knew how to buy a good anal hymen.

by Mr. Etymology February 27, 2008

ruff rider

Using a penis to make love to the dried skin between two folds of fat.

She told me she doesn't mind being overweight or having excema because she likes giving ruff riders.

by Mr. Etymology September 12, 2007