Country Dictionary

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fuckstick smackmuffer

heterosexual man man strap-on my dick dick jerk

Shit, that hot chick took off with that fuckstick smackmuffer dammit!

by Mr. Fartowsky November 06, 2019

Dagshnagobaloggit

Dag--shnago-ba-loggit:

A clean, alternate swear word to be used when around children or others as not to offend- instead , they'll just think your a freak! Used in place of shit, fuck, dam, etc.

I just cut off my finger! Dagshnagobaloggit ! or Oh Shhh-Dagshnagobaloggit!! looks like we just missed the exit kids, you shouldv'e gone before we left anyway.

by Mr. Fartowsky September 15, 2019

Way to go Taco!

Commentary for when a person does a stupid thing for example, a driver in traffic makes a mistake that everyone notices (hopefully) that potentially could cause a major accident. Another example would be: when someone majorly fucks up and don't really know what to say other than commenting in a somewhat frustrating approval. Alternativley, a synonym for "You Fuckin' Idiot.

"Way to go Taco!" "You Fuckin' Idiot

by Mr. Fartowsky September 15, 2019