Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

Trail of destruction

a skidmark, see brown runway

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"

Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo

"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"

Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...." Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

choddie

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.

"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"

tony blair

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

"Tony Blair is a cunt"