A fork of Rural Dictionary
The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"
"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"
Descriptive of the act of having a poo
"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"
the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.
"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"
Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.
Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...." Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"