A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up? Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is? Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
A dyke from Canada, especially northern Canada
"Did you see that klondyke going to the Tim Horton's yesterday? Fucking Eh"
The fear of bros, usually occurring when you realize all bros are secretly gay and then you're thus a homophobe as well
Rajiv: Me and my bros like to give each other blowjobs, but Ricky doesn't like it Mort: How come? Rajiv: because Ricky has bromophobia!