Country Dictionary

Hobodoe

A drunk female, genuinely predisposed to wandering through a party looking for the deep-deep.

I was planning on taking that one girl home, but this hobodoe latched onto my leg.

Lo Wang

A mythical appendage, capable of inflicting severe damage upon the vessel of all womanhood. Legend has it that the legacy of the mighty Lo Wang skips generations, passing only to the most apt misogynist of an endowed physicality.

You dare challenge the mighty Lo Wang?

eend

An abnormally thick posterior; one that urges the quick and fervent release of one's genital payload.

Holly leaned over the pool table and nearly revealed too much of her eend.

peacocking

Achieving the absolute pinnacle of drunken display.

Jack languored onto the table, then burst into the most vulgar, perverse display of peacocking I have ever seen. How he fit that empty bottle there I will never know.

deep-deep

Sexual penetration that fringes on being dangerous to the normal function of internal organs.

Betty's dilatated eend was all over it, like it wasn't something to fear... so I gave her the deep-deep.