A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of rubbing prickly testicles onto the body of an unsuspecting female. Imagine the agony of testis (complete with a five o-clock shadow) scratching down the back of a sun-burned woman sleeping on the beach. With proper management one may turn their testicles into a Cacti-like pricking machine.
"Dude, I totally pulled the Whiskey Bilzer out on Jeff's sister last night! It looks like she ran through a rose bush!"
When a woman looks great from behind and turns around and you catch the pooch in the front.
Damn look at her! That dress looks amazing...
Until she turns around and shows that Kimmy Gibbler
That's Fucking Funny. For those who refuse to adopt "LOL" as a means of conveying joy and laughter via text messaging. TFF is a more appropriate response to a witty text message or photo than "LOL". The actual act of "Laughing Out Loud" rarely occurs.
Greg, "Dude I had the worst dream last night that my Mom caught me masturbating. It was humiliating."
Joel, "TFF"