A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of when something is peak; it fucking sucks.
Guy 1: Yo, what do you think of this new song I made? Guy 2: Nigga, this shit is BLEAK X_X
The opposite of when something is peak; it sucks.
Guy 1: Yo, what do you think of this new song I made? Guy 2: Nigga, this shit is BLEAK X_X
Portugal is a fictitious country made up by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. The Brazilians made it up to cover up the fact they are from outer-space. Anybody who says they're from Portugal are Brazilian actors, and anyone who has "visited" Portugal were actually just drugged and flew to Brazil. They're so high they think that they are in Portugal.
Guy 1: Dude, I just visited Portugal, the beaches were so beautiful. Guy 2: Portugal doesn't exist, you just visited Brazil, but were so high that you thought you were in Portugal. Guy 1: What the fuck?
The country where Germs come from. Needless to say, it is full of Germs.
"That toilet seat has more Germs than the entire country of Germany! It hasn't been cleaned in so long, I wouldn't be surprised seeing Oktoberfest on it right about now!"
Two words P.E. coaches absolutely despise.
P.E. Coach: Alright, let's start! Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach? P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh? Student: What the fuck?
A large clump of text sent in one message in an online argument. It is usually a long, formulated message used to support their argument, however it is pointless, since this is the internet, and no one wants to read something that big, so everyone ignores them.
"Wow, that moron's been typing for 10 minutes now, seems he's typing an argument bible or something."
Some rich-ass furfag.
"Dammit, that furgeoisie just posted furry porn in chat!"