A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is obsessed with and romantically/sexually enthralled with Garfield the cat
I don't know about you, but I'm a TOTAL garfslut
Getting 2-3 friends together and then feeding someone LSD. Once your victim is high, you and friends lock arms in a circle around the victim and shake them while screaming, "NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE"
Yeah, last night be and a couple buddies hit Jacob with that NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
The great feeling if taking your socks off after a long day
Yeah, I got home from work last night and had the BEST gorplestank