A fork of Rural Dictionary
The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call. The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".
Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today. Happy: Not old Squarenuts? Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked? Happy: Hells no. Biff: Good old Squarenuts.
Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.
>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 minutes? << I'm thinking of calling in gay so I can catch a matinee of "Benjamin Button".
A marathon masturbation session.
Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.
An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!" "Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
Filling a plastic spoon with the syrup from canned peaches and launching it on the unsuspecting lunchroom.
Mauro: For the love of God! Mystery meat and peaches again! Heath: Grab your umbrella, because the forecast calls for the extremely unheralded return of the Peach Rain! Mauro: Say what now? Heath: Incoming! Mauro: God, I love the smell of Peach Rain in the morning! Heath: True dat! Mauro: Word to my niggas! Heath: Say What now?
Something that is positive and yet gay at the same time.
Gaylord: "Did you hear they legalized gay marriage in California?" Armande: "Good for them, that's fruitastic!" Gaylord: "Not to change the subject, but what do you think of the paisley ascot I'm wearing." Armande: "That too, is fruitastic."
A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.
"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears." "The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies." "Welcome to Beeftown, population: you." "Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."