A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.
Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"
The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction. Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us. Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position. I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
A phrase used by Mumbles the YouTuber. Could be a question pertaining to whether a price has been marked down. Or could be completely gibberish.
Are those right there markem dansums?
A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.
Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist." Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?" Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now" Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"
When you take a poo that has a specific smell of old people
Dude your poo smells like Norman Stinky
A racial slur towards African Americans.
Look at this coonta over here talking super loud as they always do. Fuck you, you coonta kintay mother fucker.