Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dirty beef curtain

A vagina that is used frequently; rode hard and put away wet.

We were just about to have sex so I went down to check out the merchandise but all I found was a dirty beef curtain.

by Ms. Roxx January 02, 2004

grab n' grope

phrase, to end an argument with a significant other by an immediate aggressive sexual advance, redcing the situation to laughter.

We were arguing about bills when i pulled a grab n' grope which stopped the qualm immediatley and ended in laughter.

by Ms. Roxx January 02, 2004

mip

n., an acronym for 'mullet in progress'; a discreet method of mullet identification in public.

As you and your friend stop into the local convienience store for a slushie, you spot a tall, white and trashy gentleman sporting what appears to be a mullet. To notify your friend, without making it obvoious your making fun of the mullet, a quick 'mip' and a hand signal will let them know where to look to see the WT.

by Ms. Roxx January 02, 2004

pricko

Similiar to fucko in meaning but one step closer to being a complete dick.

I would call you a fucko but that's too nice, pricko!

by Ms. Roxx January 05, 2004

tom petty

A code way to say 'top heavy'; meaning large tits, without offending said carrier.

Hey...2 'o clock, tom petty.

by Ms. Roxx January 05, 2004