Country Dictionary

Usaully means to call me, and mainly used for sexaul things.

"Hey, did you just talk to Megan?" "Yeah! I said to hit my phone and she said for me to make sure to hit her phone" "Oof. You bagged a WILD one"

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?" "No, i'm not rich"

There are two versions... here you go: 1. Laughing My Ass Of... usaully used in text, simaler to LOL. 2. Lick Me All Over... used sexaully.

1: LMAO that's so funny! I always knew he had a small thang! 2: Lmao baby, don't be shy.

A very hot and sexy man. He's a keeper.

"Is that a Josh?" "Yep, and he's a keeper!"

A great and sexy man. If you EVER get him, keep him. He is a great man. He loves sports but always thinks about you before ANYTHING.

"Is that a Josh?" "Yep, and he's a keeper"

Cute but really big dumb asses. They LOVE to say andioup, sksksksksksksk, and "SAVE THE TURTLES!". They always wear baggy clothes, have scrunchies, and hydro flasks. BEWARE!!!!!!

"Is she a VSCO girl? You better let her go." "Jeez... I think I will!"