A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexually promiscuous gardening tool.
"Yeah, I fucked that hoe, but I cut my dick on the edge."
A sloppy tongue kiss that Plato used to give Aristotle.
Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth." Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."
Testicles that are so big, they look like female breasts.
A guy looks like he has bowling balls in his shorts. "Daaayum, dude got crotchboobs!"
Juana: "Girl, check him out! I GOT to go talk to him!" Francesca: "Don't bother; he's a homito."