Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

fibit

fat mexican slut with big gehtto earings

that fibit ass bitch took all my money

by nathan January 24, 2005

digging for brown truffles

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.

if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.

by nathan August 11, 2004

naphy

Cowardly, weak, generally lame. Used primarily as an adjective but can also be a noun. Basically synonymous with pussy.

Jorge didn't want to go tag up the overpass with us... that fool's hella naphy!

by Nathan June 19, 2005

anusbag

1. A rude , insolent and/or indeserving person
2. A bag made of anus
3. A hanging anus resembling a scrotum

You anusbag! I showed you my anus bag the other day.

by Nathan December 30, 2004

Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

by Nathan March 01, 2005

bong

a water pipe used to smoke herb

Fuck smokin out of a bowl nub, grab my Bong. Like i say "if it dont bubble, it aint worth the trouble"

by nathan November 14, 2003

polygamy

The opposite of monogamy. To have many sexual partners within short intervals of time is to be polygamous. Expanding upon this, having bitches or call girls or multiple friends with benefits is being polygamous.

Polygamous behavior is one of the greatest proliferators of STD's next to sharing needles.

by Nathan July 18, 2004