Country Dictionary

Rap made with a Computer, mostly to make fun of this Crappy music See Rap is Crap

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the german helmet, bellend

im gonna send pink darth vader into yo momma's hairy wookie

To pick one's nose.

Barry "I just caught Johnny spelunking, man, he was knuckle deep."

To defecate, take a dump, shit.

Barry "Anyone in the bathroom upstairs, I gotta drop a squat."

Used to indicate something, paticularly food, has already been eaten, bitten; also used to indicate something looks like shit/feces (turned into poo)

Joe "That candy bar looks like a log man." CVS clerk "Yeah, like it's already been indulged in." - 0r - Barry "Someone took a bite out of this cookie." Joe "Looks like it's already been indulged in."

crack back is crack and ganja mixed

sampson tricks hippies by giving them crack back instead of just plain ganja.

A chubby belly, particularly on a female; "Chelly".

Brandon "How 'bout that honey, she's got some chel for ya." Ron "I know, but I need some real chelly, you know I like'em big.