A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spanish for 'seriously', often used as a polite way of showing lack of interest, or as a cop-out to having an intellectual conversation with your friends
Juan: "Estoy deprimido" ('I'm depressed')
Maria: "En serio"
A 'pianus' is a piano with penuses as keys, with the white keys being white penuses and the black keys being black penuses.
Pianus teacher: "Okay Lindsay, are you ready to learn how to play the pianus?"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"
The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms
Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'