A fork of Rural Dictionary
An orchestrated attempt by one person, or often many, to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction. Similar to a drug intervention, but the addict is hooked on vagina instead of alcohol or drugs.
John: I go out with a different girl every night, sometimes two or three...it's affecting my work and relationships. I'm exhausted all the time. I feel like a big man whore. I can't stop myself but I can't go on like this either! Jane: I think we need to stage an intervagtion and get you some help. Tim: Man, I wish I was like John...all that attention from girls, getting laid all the time. So pimp. Jim: Be careful what you wish for. I heard his friends and family pulled an intervagtion on him last week. Now he's kickin' it with Dr. Drew in sex rehab.
An emoticon or symbol meant to illustrate the action of gagging oneself in response to a status update or statement that is too cheesy, disgusting, offensive, overly happy, self-aggrandizing, etc. Can also be used to represent throwing up a little in your mouth.
Jill: I love my life sooo much...I have the best boyfriend ever, my job rules and my friends are amazing! Jack: Makes me want to gag myself. *insert bulimicon* Jack: Happiness is a grateful spirit, an optimistic attitude, and a heart full of love. Jill: *insert bulimicon* Think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
The clever corporate marketing strategy of placing an ad within an ad.
John: I was shopping online, hit an ad for HP toner, bought some and when it arrived, there were ads for Directv inside the box! That's some serious adception. Jane: Well, I started seeing posters for it on buses and watched the trailer...when I actually saw the movie, there were ads before the previews and product placement throughout the whole thing. Excessive adception me want to walk out!
Mindless robots that frequent Starbucks® coffee shops.
Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte? John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous. Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot! Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®! Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.
Thinking with your dick instead of your brain. A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface! Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis. John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much! Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!
Someone who comments twice in a row in a thread, in a social networking or forum environment.
Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend? Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there! Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks. Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster : ( Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!
An annoying hipster douchebag that has a beard or scruff.
Dude, that beirdo posted up right in front of me at the club last night, waving his iPhone around in my face the entire time like a jackass. That ball hugger Jim rides a fixie, listens to whiny bitch music, always has a PBR tall boy, smokes American Spirits, wears beanies, flannels, and skinny jeans from American Apparel, and those stupid fakies (non-prescription black rimmed glasses). He's a total beirdo!