A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of getting a blumpkin from an extremely under-aged person while sitting on a five gallon bucket in the back of a high school band trailer while a midget amputee face fucks you with his stump.
Guy: Hey I have some candy in this trailer! kid: Okay! guy: gives secret hand signal to amputee midget and follows kid into trailer, proceeds to run The Copeland on the unsuspecting kid.