Country Dictionary

I have a Universery degree in poetry about birds!

It's nap time at the Universery!

Superior underpants for people at the cutting edge of comfort and style

Why would you wear anything other than wunderpants?

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead

You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!

Crazy guy in old-timey pants.

Must be a full moon, so many pantaloonatics are out tonight.

Feeling of being very bored by imminent dystopian future

Did you see trump's twitter? I do not read that snorwellian drivel

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture - Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.