Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Springfield Oregon

A small sized city town known for being the actual home of the Simpsons since the creater Matt Groening thought that the actual city was actually in Springfield Oregon which just goes to show, they shouldn't have an online voting contest such as the one on USA Today that makes Springfield VERMONT the actual location of the Simpsons. Springfield Oregon has a population of over 55,000 people, and is known for being a beautiful place to start a family. In the summertime, it is known for having different events such as The 4 of July Festival, Filbert Festival, fiestas, etc.

Springfield Oregon is the right place for me!

by Nicholas Roberts April 01, 2008

mesembrine

1. Mesembrine is an alkaloid present in Sceletium tortuosum. 2. It has been shown to be an extremely potent serotonin reuptake inhibitor, active at dosages as low as 100μg (micrograms). 3. It has also been shown to be a PDE4-inhibitor.3 Mesembrine may contribute to the antidepressant effects of kanna.

Wow, this kanna sure does seem like it is loaded with Mesembrine!

by Nicholas Roberts April 01, 2008

Uber Pune

1. An extra wet vag before engaging in sexual intercourse. 2. A vagina that was so wet it was hard to believe.

Ronnie: "Holy shit Sally, your really wet down there!" The next day... Ronnie: "Jeez sally, you had the most Uber Pune I have ever seen!"

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008

Ouch Gum

Ouch Gum is the slang used for bubble gum that is actually called, 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages.' the ouch gum usually came in a 24Ct Box that costed $0.94 ea. for 1 tin box. There's 21 pieces of Ouch! Bubble Gum inside, separated into 3 packs which contained 7 pieces of of Ouch Gum pieces for 1 pack. The 3 packs contained 3 of each flavor. the 3 flavors were Grape, Watermelon, and Strawberry. The 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages' was made to look like a band aid to wrap around your tongue. The ouch gum comes from Hubba Bubba which is taken over by the Wrigleys company which is a company that makes a variety of flavors in bubble gum.

Sally: "Has anyone seen my Ouch Gum?" Ronnie: "Oh! are you talking about that type of bubblegum that looks like a band aid and comes in that tin box?" Sally: "Yeah! Have you seen it?" Ronnie: "Nope!"

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008

Med Seeker

A patient that goes to a hospital intentionally and makes up stuff in order to get painkillers that the patient is addicted to, or sells them.

Sally broke her finger so she could get more pain killers because she is addicted to them. She is known as a Med Seeker.

by Nicholas Roberts April 14, 2008

Kanna

Kanna, Genus name Sceletium tortuosum, is a succulent groundcover which produces showy white flowers with threadlike petals. Its fermented roots and leaves were chewed by the Hotentot tribe of S. Africa as a vision-inducing entheogen and inebriant. The plant contains mesembrine, though the pharmacology of kanna is not fully understood.

Kanna is the righ Sedative to smoke for me!

by Nicholas Roberts April 01, 2008

Salvia Divinorum

A plant getting more and more popular due to videos of people smoking it spread all across the internet. This herb is expected to be banned in the US by 2010. the reason being is so the government can make money off of arrests just like all the other popular drugs such as cocaine, mushrooms, and cannabis. Other nicknames for Salvia are Ska Pastora, Shepherdess's Herb, ska Maria Pastora, yerba de Maria, and Sally-D.

Salvia Divinorum is already banned in these 4 states as followed: -Tennessee -Louisiana -Oklahoma -Missouri

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008