A fork of Rural Dictionary
Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted
You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.
(1) A cheeky bastard with too much to say for themselves. See also 'gob shite'
(2) Vagina with over developed beef curtains.
(1)
"Is it your round Bazza?"
"Fuck off you lippy cunt."
(2)
"Check out the gash on that. That's some lippy cunt."
noun
Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.
I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.
Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.
The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.
Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.
No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again
Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').
Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.