A fork of Rural Dictionary
A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters
Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.
I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.
the sphincter or anus
I did her up the "Rusty Bullet Hole"