Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Lemonade Hose

A goofy ahh way of saying penis (because pee is yellow like lemonade and comes out of a tubular object)

Quandale Dingle: My acquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was spotted giving his father’s lemonade hose twisty wisties

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Vacoomer

A man who fucks vacuums he is the combination of a coomer and a vacuum fanatic

Shrek: donkeh I found a post on reddit called cursed_vacoomer it was a video of a guy having sex with a vacuum Donkey: that’s crazy right there

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Loba

Some dummy THICC latina from apex legends that steals loot or something

Guy 1: have you seen that new apex character: Loba Guy 2: yeah she’s dummy thicc.

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