A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.
One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.
(acronym) Abbreviation for radio used by police stating a subject/person is deceased, particularly in reference to drug overdoses.
In his standard chameleon-style voice Trooper Baker stated in his transmission “......one subject was found at the premises, subject was DRT so emergency medical attention is not required...”. ‘Shit’ he thought, I was looking to make an arrest too’. Looking over the corpse, and someone’s son he spat, “Why’d ya have to be dead for, you junk-o loser?”
(noun) The state at which someone, something, or some place has attained a level that is considered by most to make them the best at whatever it is that they do or are and they are deserving of all the acknowledgment, respect, accolades, etc. that go along with being at such a state.
Tommie and his band were the epitome of what a Rock 'N Roll band was supposed to be about. If one of them had a girlfriend she was most definitely a ho and had more than likely fucked everyone else in the band at some point in time or on the reg, they all abused drugs and alcohol, and pretty much lived a self-destructive lifestyle. Tommie felt as though they were on a straight course to Rock 'N ROLL God-dom.
(noun) A non-derogatory and endearing term or nickname shared between a man and woman who share many common interests, primarily sexual relations.
The smell they had concocted was a sweet, desirable, and pleasurable scent of top-shelf tobacco and sex sweat from the friction of two lovers grinding in sync with one another that carried a hint of ether to it. Now laying beside one another, catching their breath, Shannon turned on her side to face Nikki to tell him, “This is getting to be more fun than I ever dreamed it would be, I’m loving being your FuckDoll, love”. Nikki responded, “And Fuckdoll it is certainly a pleasure for me to be sharing my sweat and seed with fine, foxy fuckin’ FuckDoll like yourself. You get me so goddamn hard, for real”. Satisfied sufficiently, Shannon smiled then slid underneath the sheets and soon secured Nikki’s serpentine into a solid state.
(Verb) Oftentimes the condition or state of being a person wishes to attain, and usually does whenever the sufficient amount of opiates are consumed. Successful attainment will include eyes closed and head titled slightly down. In its most extreme form this writer has seen a person practically folded in half while standing upright as if they were touching their toes.
Grant doesn't have a single pair of pants that do not have cigarette burns on the legs. Every time he gets on the nod he will light a cigarette, then he'll closes his eyes and he doesn't come to or snap out of it until the cigarette burns up and burns a hole in his pants.
Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.
When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."
(verb) 1. To strive headstrong and voraciously towards a goal. 2. To seek out and acquire sums of money, preferably large sums, often by unscrupulous means. 3. To prostitute one's self for monetary gain.
Getting low on his stash of cash Derek decided to hit the streets wide open and hustle up some funds quickly.